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Cold Press Juicer
This machine has a giant mouth that swallows whole apples like an aggressively healthy cartoon monster. You dump your unchopped veggies in, walk away, and it slowly chews them into pulp-free juice. It also makes frozen sorbet, because your cutting board is officially retired.
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